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Campbell Mark Swan ҂ "Cam" ([personal profile] lifes_sake) wrote2013-04-04 08:09 pm

good guesser

Cam is taken entirely by surprise when his office door doesn't lead to his office, but instead to a bizarre sort of bar.

He has Grace and his manual - he always carries them, in a backpack sort of thing with one cross-chest strap - and not much else on him to handle this situation. It might be Iggy. It might not be Iggy. He is not sure.

He looks around, concludes only that he is confused, and closes his eyes and listens instead.
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 11:34 am (UTC)(link)






"And what's your name?" inquires a stranger's voice from directly in front of him.
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sherlock. Milliways. Do please answer the question, I promise there will be plenty of explanations afterward."
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"And does that by any chance expand to Campbell Swan?"
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am Sherlock Holmes; it is my business to know things. But in this particular case it wasn't terribly difficult to figure out, because I have already met nine of you, of whom every single one has the syllable 'bell' in her first name somewhere, and where applicable the last name 'Swan' or some variant."
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Brightly: "Which part would you like explained?"
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have met nine different versions of you from nine different universes. All are female. One is my girlfriend."
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"See, again, Sherlock Holmes. Your bone structure is nearly identical, you move the same way, you speak the same way, you're carrying spiral-bound notebooks, you exhibit nearly every characteristic common to the Bells except for the ones directly related to sexual dimorphism in humans."
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"The bindings put pressure on the fabric of the backpack, distorting it in a distinctive pattern. Who is Grace?"
eversomuchfun: Speaking, perhaps impatiently. (>= do I make myself understood?)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Grace is evidently a notebook. You're carrying two. The other is a decoy, because you'd hardly name each book individually, there's hundreds, so unless it's an inherited title you must have combined the lot of them into one, how am I doing so far?"
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mm, not a decoy? Serves some other function, then, I won't venture a guess until I know how your world's magic works beyond the obvious, would you like to meet the rest of you? They'll be terribly excited, or possibly appalled, there has after all never been a Bell who pees standing up before."
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Alts. And I believe the specific collective noun is 'peal of Bells'."
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tell me more of this Jellybean," says Minus, turning toward the door. "There's only one Bell with a unique significant other, and Sherlocks are in the minority, I'm one of two."
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)

[personal profile] eversomuchfun 2013-04-05 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is he by any chance about six feet tall, curly brown hair, strong jaw...? Yes, I was planning to introduce you to her first, unless you object to that for some reason."

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